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[ Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2006 ]
[12:29 p.m.]
I am worth $1,395,036 on HumanForSale.com
So apparently they can break it all down now and figure out, just EXACTLY how much you're worth as a human being. i must say that i thought i'd pull a higher figure than that. So, now i wonder who would pay for me? Why did they devise this? Is there a black market for humans out there, enough so that they needed to create a human price calculator to make sure you're not getting ripped off when you buy your new human on Ebay? Can you imagine shelling out over 2 million dollars on a used car salesman from Delaware only to find out afterwards that he was only worth $1,233,746.32?
After you take this test, they give you a break down of all your stats and how much each thing is worth. You get $130,000 just for being White. just to make sure everything was on the up and up, i took the test again with the exact same answers, but making myself East Indian, Native American and African-American. Turns out you get $130,000 for being any of those ethnicities as well. So it just made me wonder why they made it a question at all? Why not just give everyone $130,000 right off the start for being Human.
Hm.
Anyway, it's interesting and kills a few minutes when you're bored at work.
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