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[ Tuesday, Mar. 28, 2006 ]
[6:58 a.m.]
A message from Goldie:
To make you feel better here are the facts:
1. Vegetarians are always trying to eat 'meat': sorry to say if you have to microwave tofu on high for 15 minutes and smother it in sugar free whatever bbq sauce to have 'ribs' you might as well just eat the damn meat! You know you want it!
2. Vegans: sorry but we're at the top of the food chain for a reason. If the cows didn't like it, they could easily have created a super cow race which eats humans by now. They could pair up with pigs and chickens and take over the world, but they don't. The only solution is they like to be eaten because they have suicidal tendencies.
3. Everytime I eat McDonalds I feel damn sick but I never stop going. And it employs thousands of annoying high school kids that would be out on the street bothering me and getting in accidents with normal people without 70 inch tires and a banged up muffler.
4. So what if it's not real meat at McDonalds? Value meal baby. That's all I care about. Nobody goes to McDonalds craving tofu.
You know? that actually made me feel better. Thanks.
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